Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.