I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
How does it feel to date your dad?