When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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