Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
