he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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