Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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