i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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