I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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