I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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