i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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