Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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