Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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