? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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