Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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