She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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