how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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