Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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