Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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