Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
MIDGETS
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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