Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
