Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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