no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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