super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
