He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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