Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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