We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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