I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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