Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
