What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
