Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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