I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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