Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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