Me too!
I wish i was in the wii world.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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