i don't like sucking hair
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Drunk is not a location!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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