I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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