called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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