I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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