Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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