"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
