I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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