You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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