i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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