This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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