Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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