This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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