RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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