"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Randomize