Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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