I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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