I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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