To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
don't judge my taste in strippers
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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