i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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